Ok, so Abbey just walked into my room with unbridled hope gleaming in her eyes and 2 baby pandas tied to her waist with a sweater as she proclaimed, joyfully, "Mom, I know JUST what I want to be when I grow up!"
Abbey: I want to move to Africa and take care of disadvantaged animals.
LONG PAUSE as I looked at her. She looked at me, still smiling. I cocked my eyebrow and waited...
Abbey: You know, like, I could take care of orphaned monkeys and stuff. *BIG SMILE*
And at that, she turned on her heel and skipped off back downstairs.